The Spirit is actually.... you wont believe TAPE WORMS. It's been confirmed from a Return missionary.
You can contract this worm investation by walking a round bare foot and then the worms will go up your feet.
In Brazli if you want to become the ultimately cleansed missionary you buy 3 gallons of bleach and scrub it all over the "bathtub" floors. (note: I know Brazli doesn't have bathtubs, I am not an idiot!)
When you go on a mission, do random activites. Like strangle oversized cockroaches.
Or see the sights of the Brazlian toliets which are rat invested. Yes the toliets. Nasty!
On a serious note realize that death and blood are common in Brazil. The power of God is with the missionaries, so pray for them and be with them whether it is dealing with the silly stories after like worms and rat neighbors or it is on the serious side with shooting, drug killings- sad beans!
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